Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I’m falling in love.
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Preeto:- Car ki speed kyo bada di?
Santa:- Car k brekak fail ho gaye hai.
Accident hone se pehle ghar pahuch jate hai.
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Santa : – Roz subah 50 Ladkiya mera intezaar karti hai.
Banta : – are waah, woh kaise ?
Santa : – Mai Girls College Bus ka Driver hoon…..
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Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
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Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
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banta:- “Bhabhi, Aap Hamesha Hi Sidhi Maang Kyo Nikaalti Hai?”
preeto:-“Taaki Mera Dimag Baraabar Bantaa Rahe.”
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Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp(snake) kaat raha hai.
Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga..
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Santa- “Tumhare dil ki taklif ka kya
haal hai?”
Banta- “Aji, aajkal vah maayke me hai|”
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Santa asks: Who r u?
Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?
Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai
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Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya , gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta:-Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.
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Q: A Man asked Santa, “Akal badhi ya bhains? ”
A: Santa bola, “Pehle date of birth to batao.”
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Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Waheguru ji ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.
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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja…!
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Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.
Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge .
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Teacher: Translate – Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.
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If you can’t change your mind,
are you sure you still have one.
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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
and
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! U 2
2 votes, 3.00 avg. rating (65% score)
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you’re not
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Ultimate insult..
I Iove your smile becoz..
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My favorite colour is “YELLOW”!
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Sorry there
Sorry there is no space for your msg in my inbox and also no space for you in my heart.
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Heartbeats are countless …. Spirits are ageless …. Dreams are
endless….. Memories are timeless…. A friend like you …….
Shameless!!!
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I see your face when I am dreaming
That’s why I always wake up screaming
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My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe “go to hell”
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Long time ago
only idiots used
to read my SMS.
And,today,
the history continues….
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Heartbeats are countless …. Spirits are ageless …. Dreams are
endless….. Memories are timeless…. A friend like you …….
Shameless!!!
0 votes, 0.00 avg. rating (0% score)
Today is an international day,
for the mentally disabled,
Please send an encouraging,
sms to a mentally disabled friend,
as i have done…
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Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out,
then people started shouting ‘TWINS TWINS’.
1 vote, 2.00 avg. rating (58% score)